Holiday

White sandy beach
Clapping palms
Sunshine and boating
The shade of the
Thatched roof
Reading a book
Ah the sea
Azure and calm
The horizon clear
I may be far but
I am near
The smell of salt
The balmy breeze
Is only a picture
In a magazine.

The Torture Chamber

Woman in a white dress
Lamp in her left hand
And someone's, head in her right.
Roaming the castle at night
An owl a rat a pussycat
Blue moon, brother drowning
Stairwell bending, towers
Overlooking the river
A river of blood
Black ether
A scream a cry
The cloudy sky
And in the dungeon
Far below
A man moans and groans
Whilst the lass roams
And the witch
Flies away
On a broom.

The World Bank

I really don't see
Why I have
To be all by myself
All the time
With no company
To cheer me up
While I get off my face
On Trixie Beldons
And fly my balloon
Not allowed to do anything
Loveless
flawless
bored
And lawless
With no knickers
Or any love heart stickers
With Edwards Scissors
Without my favourite word
For decisions
And no food for delicious
No smokes for my nasha
And no Green Mama. 

Touch

My lovers touch
Is as soft
As a peonies petal
Whilst the nieghbours
Listen to heavy metal
And the witch
Chases Hansel and Gretal
If I forget
If I forget
If I forget
That he has left
If I ever say please
If I sleep Upon
A pea
If I ever dream
If I ever get away
From here
That might
Wipe away my tears
And help to overcome
My fears
My lover is a sigh
A yawn
A high
A dawn
A sock a shoe
a ringlet true
A funny guy
Who knows not what
But how you do.

The Beautiful People

Dylan and Laryssa
Who doll up
Just like Melissa
Spay tan and lotion
And all their
magic potions
Spending millions
Just to look good
Just like barbie
Just like Ken
Curling and straightening
Dyeing and Waiting
For the colour to sink in
Armani and Chanel
And Wedding bells
Shaving and Waxing
Fake sunbaking
Dylan and Laryssa
Do it together
For worse or for better.

The Truffle Thieves

This one flew over
The Opera House
In a pink flounce
After a big bounce
Here we go
Off we go
To Australia
To get some sun
To die for fun
To live in Venice
Is the wildest
Idea, of the good,
The best idea you've ever had my dear,
My dear, my dear, my dear

Daddy

Four walls
Planet x
Aliens outside
Electric lights
Oh love
Come back
I miss your good
I miss your bad
Missing you
Is making me
Awfully sad
Did I ever tell you
How you're the best
Whatever happens
Our love stands the test
The test of time
The test of sorrow
But soon now it will be
Tomorrow.

Hats

Cigarettes and coffee
with chocolate and cherries
Brandy on ice
And frothy milk with spice

Love hearts with darts
Picasso's art,
Blood, blood, blood
A coat on a hook

Hookers with knickers
And cafe dinners
Sultry singers
Masturbating sinners

Frappes with bells
And the Lord says
You'll go to hell
But that he likes
Your sense of humour

'Cause we're insane
We're Mary Jane
We're funny dames
We've lost our names

Better find a number
Better hook up
Better get some nasha
And passion pop

Bubble bath and
Truffles, candles
And rose petals
Lady love

Lazy, lazy,
Daisy and maisy
Racing, racing,
Steal the air and Fred Astaire
Dragon lurking in his lair

Feeling cross
Feeling blue
Bloody hell
What can I do

Oh No
It's the Gestapo
Valium drug psychosis
Do something nice up the doses
Nightmare
Ice
Knives and forks and all
That torture
Bore bore her
Just ignore her
Prizing
Teles and voice boxes
We hate you
But love our boxers
A Masquerade of snobs and noses
With the givens of red roses
Held at gun point in the mirror
Not withholding
Can't stand torture