Uhuh.

Con and Cathy are
my invisible friends
I made them up in my head
They come over
And visit me
And I like them
Even if I live despite them
They've got curly hair too
Those are the most
disobedient people
They sit there
and smoke pot
And watch TV
And run around the
House with the cats
Cathy went to wonderland
And there she found a funny man
And that is Con
She's thinks he's fun
Except when they argue
About nothing
But then other times they get along
Doing the cat dancing routine
And seeing if they can
Keep the house clean
Other people say that
They're not real
But they're not really mean
So what I have seen
Was just a dream