Ignorance

Love is a mystery
I lay my hand
Gently upon my cheek
As I sleep

Black is the night
silver the moon
I love to be
In your room

Go now outdoors
Forget about the past
And spread your wings
And soar, free as a bird.

Fast

I could be an aeroplane
and zoom arond the world
Zooming throught the sky
At 1000 mph

Because I'm fast
I'm so fast

I could be a butterfly
And flollick upon a flower
Whence every year
is only an hour

Because I'm fast
I'm so fast

I could be a bird
And fly where with to
I'll get there
I'll get there
Soaring on a wing

Because I'm fast
I'm so fast

I could be an angel
Come down from heaven
With potion for your soul
To heal your broken heart

Because I'm fast
I'm so fast

Monster.

Welcome to the funny farm
Boys and girls
It's the mad hatters party
Roll up, roll up
There's nothing for it
But to go insane
Never mind the pain
The anguish
The screaming agaony
The absolute
The nothingness
The words, nausea
The sins
The absolutes
Ones and zero's
Being nuns
The nut factory
Getting a recharge
Of that old batteery
Canna fix it with flattery
The clever dollies
Sucking lollies
Doc with her
Medication trolly
Lost love
Turtle dove
Money lies and propaganda
All ova ants pants
Boys and girls
Taking a stance
Hateful glares
Disciplinary measures
Blouses made so to measure
Oh pease, please go away you total monster!

Mockery

Mocking bird
What have we here
Clenching my hearth
With fear, with fear!
Rigmarole
And Jelly roles
Magic
Puffy dolls
Wanted
Dead or alive
Snow White
Blight, blight
Sweet dreams
Goodnight

The Evil Eye

Organs
Bogans
Shannanigans
Finnigan
Bring it on
Sing  song
make a joke
My love is
My love is
Amiss
I am a snake
I'm free
I'm cunning
I'm stunning
Piano tuning
Prudence, lunacy
Sultry, fantasy
Making faces
Love and hatred
Nurses and matrons
Check and checkmate
Why do we wait
How doth love sate
Where is my heart bith
What are you a witch?
My clothes I stitch
Love me, love me
Bring me a puppy
Oh go away
You're always full of envy
With no-one for a fancy
Let's go out dancing
Liberate me.

Death in a Toilet

Gotta get me some luvin
C'mon and gimme some luv
'Two turtle doves"
Hold me close
Like a glove
Gotta get me some passion
Get into fashion
Need a rose
And a kiss
I won't dish it
Cause boy I miss it
And luck, luck is one thing
But growing up is something
More
And woe
The dark passage
The death in a toilet
The cold
The stench
Being treated
As a wench
The bad trips
Being liked
Being nicked
By wicked folks
Being a joker
Lighting a smoke
'Cause I need salvation
Don't want no
Bawling at the substation
No enemies
In the alien nation
Just want you boy
Worth my weight in salt
It's been hard on the dole
"And I try, and try, and try
but I can't get no"
Love Britney, Love maz
Love my hair
and love my ass.
"Love me tender,
Love me true
Might be red,
Might be blue
Good bad and ugly
Awww come dear snugly
Go east, go west
But remember our nest
'Cause I deserve it
I'm the best'. 

Nausea

The strangest day
A winding way
A butterfly lives
Just for a day
The most beautiful flower
The floating gown
The baskerville hound
A table round
A ladies sound
An ants mound
A way to grow
A dress to sew
Hair in a bow
A pike a stake
Head down low
A horrible rake
Girl drwoning
In a lake
Pinch me, please, pinch me
Tell me that
I'm quite awake
An evildoer
Done a knot
His lass he tried
To spoil rot
Oh no
No more words
Gosh, words!
Words and nausea
Sultry and Saucier
Better think
Before they go beneath
Come betweeth
And seethe, seethe
Love to bring my heart relief. 

Somebody

Isuues
A tissues
all over nothing
Somebody might mind
That somebody
Might be me
Damn it!

Buto

Hen loves the Western Prince
She shall have wide eyed surgery
And become a mynx
An overreactive Don
Ignites and atom bomb
Father sends him into exile
Hen smokes vogues
She looks at the pogues CD
And anime posters
Lying scattered on the floor
Oh brother I miss you so
Then her lips swell and chap and peel
Then her friends turn against her
They throw packets of cigarettes at her window
As stones
The father all along
works hard
He swaps Hens records
At psycho world
To make her all better
It brings the best doctor
The family make a plan
To heal Hen
Overnight
Secretly
Whilst she is asleep
So that when she arises and
Brushes her teeth
she will be happy again
In the morn
Her love torn
Her buto mask on
The Prince he comes
With a carton of Benson and Hedges
And an easy gait
Hens' friends want to make up
But suddenly
Hen plunges her dagger
Into her breast
Mother says I am so proud of hen
Holding back a tear
The end.

Monday

Love, love
Privacy
Secrets
Apples delicious
Wendesday
Friday
"Sundays child
Is bonny and blithe and good
And gay"
"Ruby Tuesday".

Dice

Over me
turn the world
Over me
A game of
Card castles
A game of dice
How you always have to be nice
You're bad you're wrong
You've got to be strong
Then Christ will come
Many blessings
My love

Kiss

Ksses delicious
Apples and maple syrip
Rum truffles
The four step shuffle


I'd rather laugh and have some fun
And be a gal
Than live with gall

Today I'm happy
With myself
I've got cotton
I'm better

Love is long
And goes far
Could be near
Could be far

I'm making it up
Imagining things
But it feels right
This kiss feels all right.

The Billionaire

Laugh la la a
Little by little
When you're broke
And down and out
Wanting a smoke
and a can of coke
Buying your food
From a rubbish bin
Sinking in sloth
Greed is a sin
There's nothing more
And nothing less
No place alone
Down to the bone
You narrow your gaze
And purse yor lips
You go on your way
Maybe you're hip
No use in
Giving them lip
Because they've got
Attitude
Don't know what to say
To what they said
They'll be the curse
Of the sweet and content
I'll take you out
and buy you dinner
And get you drunk
I'll let you know how
I became a winner
'Cause I'm a gold spinner honey
With a heart of gold
I got ten rings
and land and sea
Fish and bread
I do what I want
I'm free!

Dollhouse

Speed dial a cab
Take me downtown
Keep the change
Light a smoke
Window shop
Get around
On rocket skates
Buy a dress
To eat your date
Get some shoes
They're well to do
It's so nice to shop
To stop feeling blue
Get some lunch
Buy some little thing
Purely based upon a hunch
And put it in your pocket
For luck
Once I'm dressed up
I can go out.
Wanna get what I want
Wanna do what I like
I think I might buy
That pink motorbike
And load up the satchels
With stockings
Keeps me hoping
and stops me moping
Gives me thrill
There's no point worrying about bills
Will go ten million feet
will lie, will steal, will cheat
Just to have
Egyptian sheets
And so it's time
To have some wine
And we're looking
Full well fine
It's all in our little
Shopkeepers mind
One day you might find
Out about
The white lie
So until then
Just get it
Just buy it
Just take it home
And keep it
Put it in the palace and be
Pleased with it
We're happy
We're free. 

The Fool

The judge and the Jury
The laughter and the fury
The smile styke
The Joker and Batman
You've slept with a bad man
You've got nothing you can stand
I can
I can
The little girl sobbed
And the little girl sooked
And took her book
Off to her nook

Holiday

White sandy beach
Clapping palms
Sunshine and boating
The shade of the
Thatched roof
Reading a book
Ah the sea
Azure and calm
The horizon clear
I may be far but
I am near
The smell of salt
The balmy breeze
Is only a picture
In a magazine.

The Torture Chamber

Woman in a white dress
Lamp in her left hand
And someone's, head in her right.
Roaming the castle at night
An owl a rat a pussycat
Blue moon, brother drowning
Stairwell bending, towers
Overlooking the river
A river of blood
Black ether
A scream a cry
The cloudy sky
And in the dungeon
Far below
A man moans and groans
Whilst the lass roams
And the witch
Flies away
On a broom.

The World Bank

I really don't see
Why I have
To be all by myself
All the time
With no company
To cheer me up
While I get off my face
On Trixie Beldons
And fly my balloon
Not allowed to do anything
Loveless
flawless
bored
And lawless
With no knickers
Or any love heart stickers
With Edwards Scissors
Without my favourite word
For decisions
And no food for delicious
No smokes for my nasha
And no Green Mama. 

Touch

My lovers touch
Is as soft
As a peonies petal
Whilst the nieghbours
Listen to heavy metal
And the witch
Chases Hansel and Gretal
If I forget
If I forget
If I forget
That he has left
If I ever say please
If I sleep Upon
A pea
If I ever dream
If I ever get away
From here
That might
Wipe away my tears
And help to overcome
My fears
My lover is a sigh
A yawn
A high
A dawn
A sock a shoe
a ringlet true
A funny guy
Who knows not what
But how you do.

The Beautiful People

Dylan and Laryssa
Who doll up
Just like Melissa
Spay tan and lotion
And all their
magic potions
Spending millions
Just to look good
Just like barbie
Just like Ken
Curling and straightening
Dyeing and Waiting
For the colour to sink in
Armani and Chanel
And Wedding bells
Shaving and Waxing
Fake sunbaking
Dylan and Laryssa
Do it together
For worse or for better.

The Truffle Thieves

This one flew over
The Opera House
In a pink flounce
After a big bounce
Here we go
Off we go
To Australia
To get some sun
To die for fun
To live in Venice
Is the wildest
Idea, of the good,
The best idea you've ever had my dear,
My dear, my dear, my dear

Daddy

Four walls
Planet x
Aliens outside
Electric lights
Oh love
Come back
I miss your good
I miss your bad
Missing you
Is making me
Awfully sad
Did I ever tell you
How you're the best
Whatever happens
Our love stands the test
The test of time
The test of sorrow
But soon now it will be
Tomorrow.

Hats

Cigarettes and coffee
with chocolate and cherries
Brandy on ice
And frothy milk with spice

Love hearts with darts
Picasso's art,
Blood, blood, blood
A coat on a hook

Hookers with knickers
And cafe dinners
Sultry singers
Masturbating sinners

Frappes with bells
And the Lord says
You'll go to hell
But that he likes
Your sense of humour

'Cause we're insane
We're Mary Jane
We're funny dames
We've lost our names

Better find a number
Better hook up
Better get some nasha
And passion pop

Bubble bath and
Truffles, candles
And rose petals
Lady love

Lazy, lazy,
Daisy and maisy
Racing, racing,
Steal the air and Fred Astaire
Dragon lurking in his lair

Feeling cross
Feeling blue
Bloody hell
What can I do